How I feel about the U.S. Presidential candidates, in the medium of song!
I think I love you, but what am I so afraid of...
Hilary: How I wish I felt:
How I really feel:
Ok so this song never made sense to me but now I'm obsessed with the Hep Alien (Gilmore Girls fictional band) version of it with Sebastian Bach singing lead...which I couldn't find...anyway and yeah, I don't know. "Hollaback Girl" kind of feels like what Hilary expects of people like me who sort of want to believe in her. She's saying all the right things to incite agreement, but I don't really buy what she's selling sometimes.
Trump: Nothing but straight up heavy DOOM!
Some combination of
I don't know, that one is harder to put into words! Basically under Cruz I envision some Wickerman level religious weirdness and female oppression and other creepy sh*t.
Basically...if we're not smart...